Ask Abe, the headlining feature of WAA’s The Flamingle, is your chance to get the answers to the UW–Madison questions you always wanted to ask, but never did. Like, “Why is the Humanities building so hard to navigate?” or “How long has Scanner Dan occupied State Street?” or “Can I really buy beer at the Union without a student ID?” Sure, there were rumors. But Honest Abe will get you the real answers.

Ask Abe: Red-and-White-Striped Overalls
When did red-and-white-striped overalls become a thing?
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Ask Abe: Big Bass Drum
What happened to the huge bass drum I used to see with the band?
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Ask Abe: The Cheer
When did “the Cheer” start? (You know the one I mean.)
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Ask Abe: Residence Halls
Which residence hall has the largest rooms?
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Ask Abe: Gardens
How many gardens does the UW have?
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Ask Abe: Most Patents
Which UW school or college has the most patents?
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Ask Abe: Hagenah Fountain
How long has the Library Mall fountain been called Hagenah Fountain?
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Ask Abe: Memorial Library
What was the first book in Memorial Library?
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Ask Abe: Washburn Observatory
Does the Washburn Observatory still observe anything?
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Ask Abe: Lake Mendota Volume
What is the volume of Lake Mendota?
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