By John Allen
Trinkets, tchotchkes, knickknacks, do-dads: whatever you call these heaps of UW memorabilia, in Dave Vitale's hands, they turn into a history of Badger athletics.
In a hole in the ground there lives a badger.
Well, not lives so much as resides, technically. And not really a badger, but rather a vast and teeming jumble of them: a host of Buckys in all forms, as well as a few examples of his unofficial sweetheart, Becky Badger.
And for that matter, hole in the ground is a little misleading, considering this is really a basement underneath a red-and-white cottage in Watertown, Wisconsin.
"It really is red-and-white," says Dave Vitale '90, MS'98. "I tell people that, and they think I'm a total nut. But it's actually cedar, so it's not all that outrageous."
Vitale is the owner of the cottage and the basement underneath, and the badgers that reside there, or you might say the aggregate Bucky, tell a long and meandering life story, the history of UW-Madison athletics.